proverbs 11:25

ive resolved to sleeping on some of my jokes before i blog 'em. some of them probably waayyy too cheesy, you know? i just hope i don't crinkle my notes in the process.

i hate run on sentences they are bad they should be fixed.

i think a good idea for a video for Faith Hill's "Breathe" would have been a lady giving birth.

i wish i had a short little man to sing me "tutti frutti" to wake me up in the morning. if he was tall i couldn't tap him on the head for snooze mode. i guess he can be tall. but he should at least do that thing where people get on their knees and "put on shoes" so i can at least not be so weirded out when there's this tall guy sitting there and i'm trying to go to bed. and i guess if i get tired of "tutti Frutti" (OMG!UNLIKELY), he can switch to "rockin' robin."

i keep the blood brothers on my itunes just in case i feel like getting really angry and breaking my computer. also to teach myself a lesson: if you are patient, bob dylan will always come through for you.