some proverbs

don't ever, under any circumstance, let someone eat a chili dog in your car.

a penny saved is worth two in the bush.

delight yourself in the devil and your plans will probably fail. in fact, they will literally burst into flames. just kidding. but seriously, if you write them on paper, then probably yeah.

you know those bands that are all computer music and people think they are cool? are they rockstars or still nerds?

driving behind or along a truck full of caged chickens is a bad idea in a lot of ways. trust me, when unhappy chickens make eye contact they see into your soul and make you wanna be a better person.

if i had 50 cents for every time someone told me they like my orange hat, i'd have like $2.00