i think as long as people like Jeff Buckley keep making music the world will be okay.

some proverbs

don't ever, under any circumstance, let someone eat a chili dog in your car.

a penny saved is worth two in the bush.

delight yourself in the devil and your plans will probably fail. in fact, they will literally burst into flames. just kidding. but seriously, if you write them on paper, then probably yeah.

you know those bands that are all computer music and people think they are cool? are they rockstars or still nerds?

driving behind or along a truck full of caged chickens is a bad idea in a lot of ways. trust me, when unhappy chickens make eye contact they see into your soul and make you wanna be a better person.

if i had 50 cents for every time someone told me they like my orange hat, i'd have like $2.00

proverbs 11:25

ive resolved to sleeping on some of my jokes before i blog 'em. some of them probably waayyy too cheesy, you know? i just hope i don't crinkle my notes in the process.

i hate run on sentences they are bad they should be fixed.

i think a good idea for a video for Faith Hill's "Breathe" would have been a lady giving birth.

i wish i had a short little man to sing me "tutti frutti" to wake me up in the morning. if he was tall i couldn't tap him on the head for snooze mode. i guess he can be tall. but he should at least do that thing where people get on their knees and "put on shoes" so i can at least not be so weirded out when there's this tall guy sitting there and i'm trying to go to bed. and i guess if i get tired of "tutti Frutti" (OMG!UNLIKELY), he can switch to "rockin' robin."

i keep the blood brothers on my itunes just in case i feel like getting really angry and breaking my computer. also to teach myself a lesson: if you are patient, bob dylan will always come through for you.

new lonely island 

there was this girl the other day at dinner with a large salad that was mostly tomatoes and banana peppers covered in italian dressing. upon glancing again, i noticed she had an even bigger salad that was mostly mushrooms.

people make me mad. and i don't even know them. i'm like, seriously, do you really want to get a hot chocolate?

preesh and presh are two words that should not be confused. 

starting a list of words i need to start using more. it includes "astounding" and "boss." and this word i heard House say last night. it starts with a p.

Santana, you used to be cool, man.

im not gonna talk about myself as much this time around. just things i think are really important that have happened to me.

I'm finding out how important i think it is to use the proper form of they're there and there. it just really bothers me that people don't know what to use.

I thought today that listening to the radio is like that feeling that you get when realizing that you've been eating the same food for a long time over and over and thinking that you could probably go the rest of your life without ever having it again.

you know how in the emergency room they put certain people on different levels of priority depending on their situation? well what if there was two people that came in at the same time and one had a broken arm and the other had a broken leg? and then the receptionist is like, "well i don't know what to do, so who wants to go first?" and then the guy with the broken arm probably loses because its too painful to raise his arm quick.