Friday, March 27, 2009

If a picture is worth a thousand words, then three pictures are worth three thousand words.

Usually the stuff I think is funny that I think of in my head, people don't think is funny. So occasionally have some of my favorite times when I've been by myself long enough to start thinking aloud. And there's no one to tell me my jokes aren't funny. But trust me that doesn't happen all the time. And also, alot of stuff that people think is funny is stuff I didn't intend to do, so then I can't figure out if they're laughing AT me or what, and then I miss a good moment cause I'm thinking too hard or getting offended for no reason.

I wish I had more functional clothing. My wardrobe is just made up of items I think are cool that don't usually fit together. I don't really think of that when I buy them. And I have a lot of shirts that I've collected over the years, but still. I want to be that guy that can wear the same pair of vans or something for everything. My pair is old and has big holes in them but I'd feel guilty getting another pair of shoes. This paragraph is boring.

I was driving behind a truck the other day, and on the back of it there was a sign that read "If you cant see my mirrors, I can't see you." So I slowed down and found out just how far I had to back up so he could see me. And I was like, "Hey man, this is too far. I don't have time for this, and the people behind me are getting impatient."

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